Mine!

These are new toys, one for me and one for Kenny.  But I took them both!

No More Music

I got up on the counter and knocked off a speaker.  It didn't seem to be making any noise, so I figured they wouldn't need it.  It was nice and hard, just the way I like my chew toys.

My Toys

I have taken all my toys outside...every single one of them!  When I don't have any to hold, I find shoes, towels, empty water bottles, socks (which are not mine) or anything else to snag and carry around.  Eventually, someone goes out and gathers all my toys and brings them in.  Why do they wait so long?  I just don't get it!

Double Duty

Yep, my sock toy doubles as a pillow!

Peek-a-boo

Hello!  It's not nap time, it's play time!!!  Look, I have a toy!  Why are you ignoring me?

I Play Hard

I was chasing Kenny and was running fast.  I ran into Ann's knee and hurt her.  While she was crying, I made it even worse.  I scratched her other knee and wrist, even though I was only trying to help.

What's All the Noise?

I did NOT like that July 4th day at all! I barked and barked all evening and then got locked INSIDE the house.  I finally got a pill to help me sleep and I went to bed just about when the noise ended.  What was that all about??

And Another One...

You saw what I did to these sandals before, but this time I got it and tore the end OFF before they saw that I had it!  I like this SHOE game, but they aren't having fun anymore.  I wonder why?

Learned a New Word

I learned a new word...SHOE!  So now I find some and am learning to BRING IT and DROP IT, although, as you can see,  I don't have the lightest grip or always drop it when I should.

Pretending

 

I know I look like I can't hurt you when I'm upside down like this.  But if you get close and try to take my sock toy, I'll get you!  Just look at my teeth!

Toy Box

Even though it's very hot outside, I decided to go sun myself.  I have all my toys here in case anyone wants to play.

As Good As Store Bought

The backyard has toys everywhere.  I play with them for a while, start to wreck them and then just leave them.  So it seems all I get now are sock toys, but they work just as well as expensive ones.  They're soft and have a tail like the lizards.  So they work for me and there seem to be an endless supply.

Denied Access

They were putting together an earthquake kit, and they put some of my toys in a bag.  I tried to get my sock out, but then I got in trouble.  They said I have enough other toys to play with, but I only want THOSE now!!  How can they do this to me??

One Moment In Time

  Here I am, sitting quietly, being so good.  It doesn't happen very often!

Comfy, Cozy

I just love my sqeak toy!  I can sit on my bed and squeak it all the time, especially while others are trying to sleep!  ;-)

Master Squeaker

 

This is the first squeak toy I've had that I haven't ripped up in the first fifteen minutes!  I love it because I can make it squeak all day long!  Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!

Welcome Home!

Yep, they've been gone all week.  And to welcome them home, I jumped up and hit Ann in the face and gave her a big, fat lip!

So Talented

Even though I'm not supposed to, I love to take those plastic bottles out of the trash and make them crunch.  Since I always carry one of my toys around, here you can see me with my toy AND a bottle I'm carrying.

Too Scary

NO, I will not go outside in this wind!  You can't make me!  It is too scary and I will just pee right here in the middle of the rug!

Sedated

I had to go to the vet's to have my ears cleaned out.  They made me take a long nap and it took me a long time to wake up.  Then when I started waking up in the middle of the night, I was so hungry and kept whining until I got some food.  Ann and Kevin were so happy when I finally went back to bed.

I Love Kevin

I love Kevin so much!  He left his slippers here and I like to lie next to them.  They smell like him and they're soft.  But he always takes them away because he thinks I'll chew them up.

Sun Spot

It's too hot to lie outside in the sunshine.  But I found just THE spot inside and it's perfect!

Sleepless

I like my new bed.  But I still get excited at bedtime and have to be settled down.  And my bladder isn't as big as Kenny's, so I still have to get up in the middle of the night.  EVERY night.

Made it Mine

Guess they forgot about the third rug, but I didn't!  I got that one too and made it my own!  Now I've torn all three!

Prayer Dog

Even with all of my antics, one of the things I like best is praying.  Whenever they join hands to pray together, they don't ask me.  So I run over and join in, EVERYTIME.  They think it's odd, but why?  God made me too!

Don't Even Think About It!

 

What do you mean..."How did that get here?"

YUM!

There was a huge moth in the house, but they caught it in a net and put it outside.  So I ate it!

Two Down, One To Go!

Haha!  I got the tag off of the second rug!  Let's see how long it takes for me to sneak the third one and pull that one off too!

Another One Bites the Dust

I got ANOTHER new toy, and had it in pieces in no time!

Something Else To Chew

Look!  I tore the tag off one of the rugs! 

Dirty Girl

I'm not sure if you can see all the dirt on my back, but I bring a LOT in after rolling in the dirt and playing outside!

I'm A Big Girl Now!

Finally, after a year and a half, I'm starting to sleep through the night and not have to wake everybody up to take me outside.  I think I like it better too.

My Ball

I've been pretty good lately, although maybe that's because they watch me like a hawk!  Even when they give me my ball to play with, they have to watch me because I always get it stuck under the sofa, and then start digging at the rug.

Strong Jaws

Just listen to me chewing on a toy ball.  I'm small but very strong!  And I'm very friendly, but could probably really hurt someone if I tried.  Listen Here

Now I've Done It!

Uh, oh, now I'm really in trouble!!  I got into a bag they use for business, and took out a bottle of their Nerium ($110 a bottle).  It smelled like something I would enjoy chewing on, so I tried it!

PLEASE! Can I come in?

This is a perfect picture of me when I'm sitting still...with my toy in my mouth and being as cute as ever, even though they won't let me in the office.  You can see why they love me.

Who's That?

They say I am so silly!  I'm not sure why though...all I did was wake them up in the middle of the night growling at an intruder in the bathroom (which turned out to be a heater)! 

I'm Quick!

I had just gotten in trouble for ruining the Snowman.  But there was another toy I wanted in the box, so I tried to grab that one too!  They took it away really fast, but not before I started to rip the bottom off. 

I Got It!!

NO! NO! NO!  That's all I heard!  I dug the beloved Snowman out of the Christmas box and took it outside to bury it.  But I wanted to show it off one last time, so I brought it back in to show everyone!

Needing Attention

They were watching the Rose Parade and ignoring me. But I got their attention when, out of nowhere, I just started chewing on a box sitting there!  Why, you (and they) say?  Because I can!!